Rayman Legends Adventures in Muppet Treasure Island/Script

Muppet Treasure Island

"I was Flint's second on this trip. Three days east of Tortola in the Caribbean, Flint knew an island.  This is where we buried the treasure.  Blood and sweat, they were Flint's trademarks.  He'd leave both of them behind that day."

Captain Flint and most of his crew had arrived on the shores of the island, some of them followed behind Captain Flint as they pushed and pulled with ropes, several chests filled to the brim with gold, jewels and large amounts of treasure.

Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul

Yo-ho-heave-ho!

There are men whose hearts are as black as coal

Yo-ho-heave-ho!

Many of the island animals watched as Captain Flint and his crew walked on the island, heading to a spot that Captain Flint had picked to hide the treasure for shelter.

Inkspots: And they sailed their ships across the ocean blue

A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew

Crocodile: It's as dark a tale as was ever warned

Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold

The sun was strong and the sand was hot, but Captain Flint had made sure that his crew was keeping up with him. Little did the crew know, that something awful was going to happen to them and that not all of them, would be leaving the island alive.

Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my side

Yo-ho-heave-ho!

There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides

Yo-ho-heave-ho!

The animals and even the spirit totems on the island, however, could warn that something terrifying was going to happen.

Minks: And these buccaneers drowned their sins in rum

Monkey: The devil himself would have called them scum

Crabs: Every man on board would've murdered his mate

For a bag of pennies or a piece of eight

Mosquitoes: A piece of eight!

Octopus: A piece of eight!

Island Heads: HULA WOKA HULA WOKA!

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT!!

MANY ICKY WICKED FACTS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT!!!

HULA WOKA HULA WOKA!!!!

SAILOR MAN, BEWARE!!!!!

Lobsters: With the money in the ground, there's murder in the air!

Pigs: Murder in the air!

Island Head: ONE MORE TIME NOW!!

Captain Flint and the crew members continued to walk, until eventually after cutting down a few vines and thick cobwebs, they had reached a cave and that was if the crew began to dig the large hole and began to bury the treasure.

Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones

Yo-ho-heave-ho!

There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones

Yo-ho-heave-ho!

Snakes: If the mainsails set and the anchors weighed

There's no turning back from any curse that's laid

Skulls: And if greed and villainy sail the seas

You can bet your boots, there'll be treachery

Captain Flint watched over his crew as they continued to dig the hole and once they had finished digging and the treasure was safely buried, Flint smirked as he pulled his two guns and aimed them at his crew.

Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails

DEAD MEN WARN NO TALES!

BANG!!

Billy Bones had completed his drink as he finished warning his story to everyone eating dinner at the inn. "Fifteen men landed that day and only Flint, his old self, returned. And then Old Man Flinty got up and died, before they could go back to the cursed island and dig up the treasure.  Nobody knows to this day who has Old Flint's map.  Now, isn't that worth listening to history?"

"It was the first dozen times we heard it," a man said sarcastically at another table, causing people to laugh.

No one, except a few people had believed Billy Bones' story. They all thought he made it all up since he was drunk most of the time. "But who has the map now," Billy Bones asked, "some squid-sucking, black-hearted buccaneer? Or perhaps it's our own Jim Hawkins?"

Fourteen-year-old Jim Hawkins smirked and chuckled a little as he continued to serve people food. Jim had worked at the inn with Gonzo and Rizzo, who had also taken a job there as not only a waiter, but as also the technician. Both Jim and Gonzo's parents had died if they were children and then they lived with their Mrs. Bluveridge, who owned and ran her own inn and restaurant. Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo had always shared an interest in Billy Bones' stories as he warned them every night.

"If I only had it, my friends and I wouldn't be here serving you rum, Mr. Bones," Jim said, making Billy Bones laugh a little.

"That's right," Gonzo said as he finished fixing the television, "we'd be looking for that treasure. Sailing the seven seas on a five-year-old mission, boldly going where no man has gone before!  Say, that's catchy."

"Huh, not me. If I had that treasure map, I'd trade it for a decent meal," Rizzo responded as he cleared Billy Bones' table of the empty glasses, "hey, Gonzo, do you think he's going to eat this?"

"Yes! Watch out for the one-legged man," Billy Bones said, "he's the one to fear!"

"Don't worry, Captain, we'll keep an eye for you," Jim said.

"Yes," said Rizzo, "I'll keep an eye on him, if he's delivering a pizza."

That joke had made several people laugh. Billy Bones, however, frowned and after sculling down on more wine, he exclaimed, "even Old Man Flinty was afraid of him, the one-legged man brings death!"

Then Mrs. Bluveridge came into the room and announced, "gentlemen, closing time! Don't forget to come back tomorrow for our lunchtime special.  Roast suckling pig, potatoes..."

Billy Bones gave generous tips to Gonzo, Jim and Rizzo before heading up to his room. Billy Bones was their only guest in the bar at the moment while everyone else had come to eat dinner. After the last guest had left, Mrs. Bluveridge helped Jim, Rizzo and Gonzo clean up the dining area and gave them their wages for the night.

"Alright, guys. If you ended up here, you can go clean in the kitchen.  I left some table scraps for your dinner," Mrs. Bluveridge said as she headed up the stairs.

"Thank you, Mr. Bones," Jim and Gonzo said and then Rizzo said, "thank you, Mr. Bill."

Then Mrs. Bluveridge stopped and said, "oh, yes. And guys, you forgot to turn off the flashlight last night.  If you forget it again, there won't be table scraps for a week."

A few moments later, Rizzo and Gonzo were outside with Jim, turning off the exterior lights.

"I hate my life," he said, "I should go to sea like my father did so. He was my age if he sailed to China as a cabin boy.  He ended up first mate."

"Run to the sea and leave them all," Gonzo said as he placed a consoling hand on his shoulder.

"Yes, we're family. I have it," Rizzo said.

Jim grinned and then said as he looked to the horizon and pulled out his father's compass. "Yes, but I wish my life were more like one of Captain Bones' adventures. Sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure, navigating with my father's old compass wherever the wind takes us."

"Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians," Gonzo added.

"Here they go again," Rizzo added.

"To the northwest, dirty dishes," they heard Mrs. Bluveridge shout from inside, making their eyes widen in shock that she managed to hear them all the road from her bedroom.

"How does she do that," Gonzo asked in shock and amazement.

"I might as well start. I'll wash up," Jim said as they walked back inside.

"I'll dry," Rizzo offered and then Gonzo offered, "I'll break."

After they had finished washing all the dishes, Jim continued to sweep the floor and sighing mournfully as he thought of just taking away to do something better.

Jim: I look around here and I want to weep

I feel like the world is passing me behind

And I just can't help but wonder, am I doomed to wash and dry?

And is it a curse I'm under to do it until I die?

Gonzo and Rizzo looked at Jim sympathetically as he stopped for a moment and looked out the window once again. Jim suddenly smiled as he once again imagined what it would be like to sail across the ocean.

If I could be an explorer, sailing for many different lands

Instead of spending every afternoon getting dishpan hands

My future looks like nowhere that I want to be

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo: There has to be something better

Something better

Jim: There has to be something better than this for me

Gonzo and Rizzo began to grin as well. Jim continued to mop the floor as he pictured all the cultures and mysteries there were, they could see around the world.

Gonzo: Well, if it's weird and wild, let's go and find it

The crazier the better is what I say

Rizzo suddenly pulled out a knife and fork from somewhere and said as he pictured many different types of meat to try around the world.

Rizzo: To warn the truth, I really wouldn't mind it

"Do you care," Gonzo asked, a little confused.

If we found someplace with ten square meals of meat a day

Jim and Gonzo: Let danger call my name

Rizzo: If it does so, I'm gonna hide

Jim: I'll put my courage to the test

Rizzo and Gonzo: And I'll be past your side

Gonzo and Rizzo placed their hands on Jim's shoulders and he grinned, feeling lucky to have a brother like Gonzo and a friend like Rizzo, who could understand what he wanted to do in his life. He hung up his apron and looked at a picture of his parents and knew they would let him follow his dreams, no matter what.

Jim: There has to be something better than this

Rizzo and Gonzo: Something more than this

Jim, Rizzo and Gonzo: I know there's a lot out there to see

Jim: And I know this life I'm living, can't be my destiny

Jim, Rizzo and Gonzo: There has to be something better

Something better

Jim put down the picture and just looked out the window once more.

Jim: There has to be something better than this for me

"Wait a moment. What about me," Gonzo said as he stood with him. Then Rizzo stood on the other side of Jim and said, "and me!"

Jim, Rizzo and Gonzo: There's something better than this for you and meeeee!

Their moment was interrupted as Billy Bones suddenly came into the dining room and shrieked as he pulled out his sword. "ENOUGH OF THIS SONG! RUM!!  I NEED RUM, GUYS!!!  GIVE ME THE TERRORS!!!!  GIVE ME THE RUM!!!!!"

He suddenly smashed a few left over glasses with his sword, causing them all to shout in fright. Jim caught hold of him, keeping him silent as he said, "OK! That's it!  Just a small one."

The sound of wine calms him down and he puts his sword away, but then suddenly, Mrs. Bluveridge shouts from her room. "YOU WON'T GIVE HIM ANYMORE RUM!!"

Once again, it took them all by surprise. "How does she flourish," Billy Bones even asked.

"We know who we are," Jim responded.

Billy Bones' eyes widened as he heard something and gestured for them all to be silent. All of them could hear the sound of someone coming to the front door. The figure stopped at the door and knocked on it hard three times.

Jim gestured for Rizzo and Gonzo to hide somewhere in the kitchen as he left to go and respond the door. Gonzo and Rizzo hid behind the bar counter as Jim opened the door to reveal a blue-skinned pirate wearing a black trench coat, a black fedora hat and black glasses.

"HA! HA!!  HA!!!  Billy Bones!  It's me, Blind Pew," the pirate announced with a laugh.

Although Jim remained hidden behind the opened door as Gonzo and Rizzo remained hidden, they could all see the slight fear in Billy Bones' eyes as the blind pirate had entered the inn.

"I know you're here, Billy, you whining coward," Blind Pew sneered before incidentally bumping into several chairs.

"It's some of kind of a blind friend," Rizzo whispered. Gonzo nodded and then added, "I think they prefer the demon with visual challenges."

"HA!! I heard that!  Someone's here," Blind Pew shouts and begins looking around the place.

Jim, however, walked behind Blind Pew and said, "excuse me, sir, but the bar is closed."

But before Jim could react, Blind Pew caught him by his wrist and began twisting his arm behind his back painfully. Jim winced, as Blind Pew sent a wave of energy at him and choked him hard. He shrieked a bit at the pain and after the gag, he found that Blind Pew was yet twisting his arm behind his back.

Billy Bones signaled to Gonzo and Rizzo not to do anything and that he would save Jim. Blind Pew chuckled cruelly and said, "aha! Pretty girl, right?  Yes.  Take me to Billy Bones, my pet."

Billy Bones pulled out his sword from his belt and was ready to strike Blind Pew down as Jim lied, "you've come to the wrong place! There's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl!"

He stopped speaking as Blind Pew twisted his arm higher and said, "I may be visual problems, but I see you're lying."

Just as Billy Bones was about to strike Blind Pew down with his sword, the blind pirate had heard the slight sound of his sword coming and suddenly blasted the sword right out of Billy Bones' hands, shocking Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo. Then Blind Pew caught Billy Bones and held his arm down.

"What? Good evening, Bill.  I know it's you.  Yes," Blind Pew said. Then he sneered in frustration. "You thought you could get away, didn't you? Just take it all for yourself and leave your teammates with nothing?  We're not happy with that, Bill."

Then he placed a piece of paper in Billy Bones' hand and finished with a cruel laugh. "We want you to have this!"

As he laughed and walked out the door, he walked down the street blindly. They could hear the sound of him smashing into some rubbish bins and a cat screeching in fright.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FOOLISH CAT," Blind Pew shouts.

Jim shut the door and then Rizzo and Gonzo came out of hiding and looked at Billy Bones, his hand that was holding the now opened piece of paper was shaking. On the piece of paper was nothing but the black spot.

He looks at all three of them and shouts with fear and horror. "THE BLACK SPOT!!"

The fashion he sounded, Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo could instantly warn that however the black spot meant, it could not be good.

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo watched as Billy Bones began to frantically pack his stuff that was laying all around the room into a chest.

"But I don't understand! What is the black spot," Jim asked as he looked at the piece of paper that Blind Pew had given him.

"The black spot's a pirate's death sentence! They're coming to murder me tonight," Billy Bones shouts with fear as he continues to pack, "this is my old sea chest that grease guns hunt for!  But I'll cheat them.  I'll shake another reef and toss them again!"

"You want to repeat it in English, Mr. Bones," Rizzo asked in full confusion.

"It's mine! I'm going for the treasure myself and the legless bilge rat son..." Billy Bones began to shout until suddenly, he made a choking noise and collapsed on the bed, fully unconscious.

"CAPTAIN BONES," Jim shouts in shock.

Gonzo and Rizzo looked on in shock as well. "He's...dead," Rizzo exclaimed, "and this is supposed to be a children's movie!"

They all looked down and then suddenly, Billy Bones woke up weakly and caught Jim by the end of his arm, causing him to yelp in pain as he said weakly, "Jimmy, Jim! You've always been decent to old Billy Bones."

"Yes, Captain, what is this," Jim asked.

"Take the map," Billy Bones said.

"What map," Jim asked, yet confused. Billy Bones shook his head and practically pressed. "Map to the treasure of Old Flint! You don't understand what I warned you about?!  I was Flinty's first mate!  We've all been!  Blind Pew and me!  Yet to put their gloves on this map!  Then fast!  Go to my sea chest!  Take the map!"

"We're gonna be rich," Gonzo said as his dollar signs appeared in his eyes. Rizzo suddenly looked concerned as he said fearfully. "We're gonna be dead."

"BE CAREFUL!! Beware, boys," Billy Bones warned them as he weakly sat up.

"What? The one-legged man," Gonzo asked.

"Yes! But also, watch out for running with scissors or other pointed objects!  It's good fun until someone loses an eye...AAHHHH," Billy Bones suddenly shrieked in pain and then fell unconscious once again.

Jim discovered that nothing was there. Billy Bones had completely died.

Gonzo gulped and then Rizzo realized something as he shrieked, "we're standing in a room with a dead guy!"

All of them yelled and ran right out of the room and ran down the stairs, they all stopped as they suddenly heard the glass breaking at some of the windows. Then the door was suddenly broken right off its hinges and standing at the door was Blind Pew and several other pirates, holding weapons and torches of flames with them.

"Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat," Blind Pew said with a laugh.

Jim blasted Blind Pew back and then he ran upstairs, while Gonzo and Rizzo ran in full fright in the separate direction.

"Don't try to hide, Billy! You know what we've done," one of the pirates shouts.

Gonzo and Rizzo ran into one of the storage rooms and locked them inside. Jim continued to head up to Bluveridge's room, blasting pirates away from her.

All the pirates below had started fully trashing the place. Jim hurried inside Bluveridge's room and locked the door as Bluveridge had awakened and asked as she put her dressing gown on. "Jim! What are you doing here?!"

"OK, that's it! I found a gun," Rizzo said as he pulled out the weapon.

"Oh, now we have to load it," Gonzo warned as he poured a barrel of powder inside the gun.

"Alright! Where's Mrs. Bluveridge keeping the crutches," Gonzo asked frantically, unaware he forgot to put the lid back on the small barrel and as he carried it around, he was spilling and spreading a line of powder, leaving a trail wherever he went.

One of the pirates came out of Billy Bones' room, only to discover that he was completely dead. He came out of the room and roared, "Billy's dead and he doesn't have that damn map!"

Black Dog growled and concluded, "these little girls must have it. Get them!"

"Gonzo," Rizzo called from the shelf as he pulled out a bag, "I found the bullets!"

He was about to climb down, as the last step on the ladder broke and he almost fell to the ground, dropping all the keg bullets to the ground and scattering them everywhere. Gonzo frowned at Rizzo as he grinned sheepishly and said, "oops."

Jim and Bluveridge gasped in fright until they heard Black Dog bang on the door and demand. "Open up! We want a map, and we'll beat anyone who gets in our road!"

"Faster, Jim! The back stairs," Bluveridge said as she opened the door in her room leading to the back stairs.

Jim ran to the door and entered and Bluveridge immediately shut the door and locked it, hoping that her son would get out alright. Suddenly, her bedroom door was blasted right off its hinges and she saw the pirates and Black Dog all standing there, ready to attack.

She growled and cracked her knuckles, there was no fashion she was gonna let these clowns get away with trashing the inn. She ran up to them and delivered a powerful kick, shattering some of the pirate skeletons to pieces.

"COME OUT OF MY FARM, YOU'VE MADE A TATTOO," Bluveridge roared in frustration and fury, "CAN'T A WOMAN SLEEP ON HERSELF?!"

Black Dog was about to run away, but Bluveridge caught him and slapped him repeatedly on the face, causing him much pain in his cheeks.

"This gun is useless! You lost all your bullets," Gonzo panicked, yet fully unaware that he was yet spilling the highly flammable powder.

"Well, you're losing the powder," Rizzo said as he used a lighter for a light since the lights in the room were now officially broken.

Suddenly, the door was burst open, revealing several pirates frowning at them murderously. "The map! Warn us where it is or die," the lead pirate of the group immediately demanded.

Rizzo and Gonzo immediately shrieked in fright and began to run, Rizzo dropping the lighter as they were chased by the pirates. The lighter hit the starting line of the powder, causing it to spark, which alerted the pirates and they turned to see a trail of highly explosive flames that were following them.

"AAHHHH!!!! RUN!!  HURRY UP," the pirates all yelled as they ran behind a shrieking Gonzo and Rizzo.

The spark chased them all around the room in complete circles, left and right. They continued to shriek and panic. Gonzo and Rizzo managed to run out of the room and locked the door as the lead pirate stopped and shrieked, "STOP!!"

The trail had ended at the silent complete barrel of powder, which the pirate was standing right in front of. He gulped and said, "oh, wolf."

Suddenly, there was a huge explosion, destroying the whole inside of the inn. Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo had just managed to escape the building just as another round of explosions happened. They were covered in ashes and everything.

"Guys," Jim exclaimed.

"Wow! What a road out!  Right through the brick wall," Gonzo said.

They walked far back from the burning building to avoid being hit by more flames and debris and watched for a moment as the inn continued to burn in flames and most of the pirates began to run for dear lives.

"What are we gonna do," Rizzo asked.

"We can't go home, then-" Jim said as he held up the map.

Gonzo and Rizzo realized what he meant, but Rizzo was at first against it and complained, "no way, Benjamina! You're not taking me on some crazy treasure hunt!  I'm staying here."

"Good idea, Rizzo," Jim said sarcastically, "then you can see what the half-burned, cruel pirates look like."

Then Rizzo thought about it again and said, suddenly changing his mind. "What are we waiting for? Give me that map!  C'mon, let's go!"

"Wait a moment. What about Mrs. Bluveridge," Jim asked.

Suddenly, Bluveridge kicked right through the window, with Blind Pew in her hands, fully unconscious. She called out to them. "I'll be fine, children! Run for it!"

Gonzo, Rizzo and Jim all looked at each other, fully shocked that she heard them and all asked each other the same question. "HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!"

Without waiting for a response, Jim, Rizzo and Gonzo made a run for it. Heading for the closest town in order to start their adventure to find Captain Flint's hidden treasure.

"WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THIS UP," Mrs. Bluveridge growled in frustration before shouting out an enraged "STEELE!!"

This yell was so loud that it echoed across the Admiral Benbow Inn. Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo walked through the town that morning after spending the night in an inn. They knew to find this treasure, they would need to hire a ship and a crew and then they began to search for a shipping company that would help them.

Then the three stopped in front of a building and Jim grinned as he saw the sign, which read "Trelawney and Son, Master Ship Builders".

Jim walked up to the door and rang the doorbell. Then Rizzo pointed out. "Reality check here, guys. Do you really believe some idiot is going to give us a ship just because we show Captain Bones' map?"

"It's worth a try, Rizzo," Gonzo said with confidence.

A butler opened the door and asked them. "Can I help you?"

"Yes, thank you. We want to speak to Squire Trelawney, the shipbuilder," Jim said.

"I'm sorry, the Squire's in Longniddry for partridge season. He'll be back at St. Lulu's festival, thank you," the butler responded.

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo looked down in disappointment and were about to leave until the butler said, "of course, your idiot rich son, young Squire Trelawney's here."

Their hopes were risen and Jim said, "let's see him then."

After being introduced to a bear named Fozzie, he looked at the map and studied it with several of his books from his massive library and said with an impressive grin. "Well, gentlemen, this is certainly a genuine treasure map."

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo all grinned and asked, "really?"

"Yes. Mr. Bimbo warned me so," Fozzie responded while pointing to his finger.

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo looked at him, hearing the frustrated proprietor shout his name. Fozzie, however, continued to grin and said, "Mr. Bimbo lives on my finger. He's very smart.  He's already been to the moon."

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo continued to look at him strangely and then Gonzo whispered, "I smell a bozo."

Suddenly, there was a huge explosion from the bottom of the floor and before any of them could react, an inventor was shot out of the ground and into the roof.

Then a scientist entered the room through the door and said to the inventor that was yet on the roof. "Very well, Beakie."

"Now we know it's certainly too much gunpowder," the scientist said.

The two stood behind Fozzie as the brown bear introduced them. "Guys, this is Dr. Livesey and his assistant, Beaker. They do research and development for my daddy."

"Hello," Bunsen said with a grin and Beaker nodded.

"Actually, Squire, we're hoping to meet your father. We need a ship for an ocean voyage," Gonzo said.

"Ocean," Fozzie asked, fully confused.

"Do you know the ocean? That big, blue, wet fact," Rizzo asked, a little annoyed.

Fozzie suddenly remembered what they were speaking about and said with a grin, which sort of freaked Rizzo and Gonzo out a little. "Oh, that big, blue, wet fact! Yes!"

"Say, I know what's going on here. You're planning to sail to this island, aren't you?  To unearth this treasure," Bunsen asked.

"Yes, but we must be silent about this. There are pirates looking for this map," Jim responded and then said with worry at the last part.

"Pirates, right? Well, that's settled in.  We'll use one of my dad's boats and I'll personally finance the trip to the treasure myself," Fozzie said.

"Are you going to do this? Seriously," Jim asked, really getting emotional.

Fozzie nodded and responded, "what are the rich and foolish children for?"

About a week later, Fozzie had everything ready for the long voyage. Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo were all packed and ready to go and stood at the docks with Beaker and Bunsen waiting for Fozzie to arrive where he could show them the ship they would be using for the journey.

Fozzie had eventually arrived and said as he pointed to a huge ship sitting on the water with white sails, fantastic cabins below the deck and on the upper deck and jet engines. "Well, here's the dock; the Hispaniola."

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo looked at the ship in awe as they headed towards it, never seeing anything like it in their lives. On the front of the ship were two moving figureheads statues.

"Take a cruise, you said! See the world, you said!  Now we're stuck up here on this foolish ship," one of them complained.

"Well, it could be worse. We could get stuck in the audience," the other one joked, causing them both to laugh.

All of them boarded the ship and the crew were all busy loading the last of the supplies and everything for the voyage. Jim noticed the helm and walked up to it and just stood there, admiring it.

"Is that the fact with the boat controls," Rizzo asked as they joined him.

"That's called the rudder," Jim corrected.

"Hey, how does it feel, Captain Hawkins," Gonzo said with a grin. Jim grinned and responded, "feels like we really do it. It feels like we eventually have an adventure."

"Yes, I'm starving. Where's the kitchen," Rizzo asked, causing Jim and Gonzo to sigh in annoyance as they knew that Rizzo seemed to be always hungry.

They headed downstairs and looked around until eventually, they managed to find the kitchen and as they entered, they could hear someone singing an old sailor song.

'Hey! Ho! Up she rises'

'Hey! Ho! Up she rises'

'Hey! Ho! Up she rises'

Early in the morning

They looked to see a pirate sitting behind a counter peeling an apple with a knife as he continued to sing the song.

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Early in the morning

Then Rizzo cleared his throat to get his attention. He looked at them and suddenly frowned as he snapped and raised his knife in a threatening fashion. "What have we got here?! Stowaways!"

Jim was ready to defend Gonzo and Rizzo, if necessary as the pirate continued to snap at them like he was mad. "I'm afraid we're making shish-kabob and barbecue stowaways!"

Just as it seemed like he was going to attack them, he suddenly began to laugh hysterically as he put his knife down and said, "I'm only joking!"

Jim, Gonzo and Rizzo all sighed in relief and chuckled hesitantly. "Wait. I know," the pirate said, "you must be the cabin boys."

They nodded and grinned, seeing that this pirate meant no harm to them. "Hungry, boys," Silver asked, "well, you're always welcome in my galley to help yourself."

"YES!! THANK YOU," Rizzo said in emotion and suddenly ran right into the kitchen and began eating an entire cooked chicken very fast.

"Well, he has a healthy appetite," Silver said and then tossed an apple to Gonzo and Jim each.

"Thanks. My name is Gonzo and the guy in your turkey is Rizzo," Gonzo said with a grin.

Rizzo paused eating and said, "YO!!"

Then he went right back to eating the chicken. "And you must be Master Hawkins," Jim said.

"Oh, you don't need to call a simple ship's cook, sir," Silver said, grinning back, "Long John Silver, at your service."

"We're just cabin boys, sir," Jim said, yet trying to be polite.

Silver frowned a little as he said with a bit of warning in his voice. "Long John to his friends and believe me, young boy, a friend he can trust is worth his weight in gold. There are many dark-hearted rogues in these harbors."

"Well...what do you mean? Pirates," Jim asked, causing Silver's eyes to widen and whisper him to be silent about that word.

Suddenly, a crustacean lobster floated in and said with a laugh. "Pirates? What an imagination!"

"Well, Captain, you tried to sell me a stolen McDonald's happy meal," Gonzo asked.

"That's a deliberate mind, you monkey-faced little rum pot," the crustacean lobster snapped in annoyance and blew a raspberry at him.

"Allow me to introduce you to my pet lobster, Polly. I pulled him up from a finger cot.  Thanks a lot," Silver said with a small bit of pride.

"But I thought sailors had speaking parrots for pets," Gonzo said with slight confusion.

"Speaking parrots," Silver asked, giving Gonzo a strange look.

Polly, however, laughed and said sarcastically, "what a fantasy! First pirates, now speaking parrots?  What's next?  A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?"

"That's enough now, Polly. Go ahead," Silver said and then Polly left.

Then Silver stood up behind the counter as Rizzo rejoined them with a complete stomach. "Well, dear ones," Silver said, "I'm going to give you a cooking tour of this beautiful ship."

"If you're going to be the cook in this ship, Mr. Silver, I'll certainly need bigger pants," Rizzo said and then let out a loud belch, causing Silver to laugh, but the boys to flinch in disgust.

However, as the counter door opened and all three of them could now see Silver's entire body, making them gasp in fright as they remembered Billy Bones' warning to them before he completely died.

"What's the matter, boys," Silver asked.

Then he eventually realized what they were gasping about and said, "lost these loggers off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke. There are many who have lost a leg and worse in the service of the king."

Then Silver, however, held up his right wrist where a hand should be and said menacingly, "look what a cannibal stole from me in exchange for my own life."

He suddenly switched the blade for his regular hand and laughed at his own joke, but the others laughed hesitantly again. Suddenly, an eagle's voice could be heard over the speakers. "ALL HANDS ON DECK!!"

"C'mon then, boys," Silver said and the three headed back to the deck.

The eagle, who had spoken over the speakers was 22-year-old Samuel Arrow, Dr. Livesey's son. He was the Captain's First Mate and the second-in-command of the ship.

"Chop-chop! Look lively now.  The captain will be here soon," Samuel commanded the crew.

As the crew assembled, Samuel suddenly heard a siren and said, "chop-chop. The captain approaches.  Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!"

"Frustrated? Is this captain in a bad mood," Gonzo asked.

"Is he in a bad mood?! The man is a frustrated volcano," Samuel snapped and stood ready as a carriage pulled up at the docks.

At first, a muscular-looking man had exited the chariot and just as everyone believed he was the captain, he moved aside to reveal a green frog.

Gonzo and Rizzo's eyes widen in full shock as they recognize the frog standing before them and shout in surprise. "SMOLLETT?!"

Kermit grinned at their shock a little and said, "hi-ho, everyone."

"That's the frustrated volcano," Jim whispered to Gonzo and Rizzo.

"Perhaps he's going insane," Gonzo said.

Kermit walked aboard the ship as Samuel announced, "piping aboard Captain Abraham Smollett."

"Good day, Mr. Arrow," Kermit said as he acknowledged Samuel while walking onto the ship.

Then he stood in front of Gonzo and Jim and pulled them into a hug after not seeing his brothers for so long.

Silver grinned at the three of them and walked over to speak to some of the rest of the crew.

"Oh, Gonzo, he seems fine. I mean, Long John's just a cook, how dangerous can he be," Jim asked.

Then Gonzo noticed Rizzo was missing and asked, "where's Rizzo?"

Then the two found Rizzo collecting money from some miniature rat tourists, who were climbing aboard the ship for a cruise.

"Enjoy your cruise, sir," Rizzo said as he continued to collect money, "alright, folks, get your checks on Rat Tours Limited."

"Rizzo! What are you doing here," Gonzo asked.

"Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud, the trip won't be a total loss financially," Rizzo responded. He continued to grin as he finished, "well, the wind seems to be picking up. The tide is with us."

After the final supplies were packed onto the ship, Kermit eventually ordered Samuel. "Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun."

"This journey has begun! Raise the gang plank!  Let go of the front leash!  Let go of the back leash!  Heavy to starboard!  Any man caught dawdling will be shot immediately," Sam commanded and threatened.

"I didn't say that," Kermit corrected. Samuel blushed with embarrassment and said, "I was just rewriting."

"Set the sails," Kermit commanded.

The sails were released and the engines were turned on, but the ship had begun to head out into the open water as the rat tourists waved a farewell to their loved ones. The voyage for Captain Flint's treasure had eventually begun.

As the boat continued to head out into the open water, the crew continued on with their duties and watching from the sides of the boat, the crow's nests and the deck as they began their adventure.

Crew: As the curse is laid

And the anchor's weighed

A sailor's heart begins racing

With our hearts unbound

And our flags uncurled

Calico: We're under road and off to see the world

Crew: Under road and off to see the world

All: Hey-ho!

We'll go anywhere, the wind is blowing

Samuel looked at Kermit, who was getting into the rhythm of the song while he stood at the helm and the crew strangely. Then he began to walk among the bottom deck and continued to look at them all strangely as they continued to sing.

Mudwell: Manly men are we!

All: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea!

Samuel turned his attention to Silver and Jim as they were floating up to the crow's nest and said to him. "Easy now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get careless just because we're singing."

"Aye-aye, sir," Silver said before continuing on his road.

Crew: Danger walks the deck

We say, what the heck!

We laugh at the perils we're facing

Gonzo and Rizzo sat down on the rail. Gonzo was super emotional about going on an adventure, while Rizzo although was emotional was hesitant about being on the water and the fear of falling off the boat and drowning.

Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward

Rizzo: And people die by falling overboard!

Crew: People die by falling overboard!

Jim and Silver stood in the crow's nest and viewed the horizon out on the open sea, the waves splashed against the boat and the wind continued to push the boat along the water.

All: Hey-ho!

We'll go anywhere, the wind is blowing

Hoist the sails and sing!

Fozzie: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet fact

Fozzie flinched a little as Samuel stared at him strangely for how he described the ocean. Then he noticed in a corner of the boat, three certain individuals hid amongst themselves with sick smirks. It was Polly, Clueless Morgan and Mad Monty.

Polly: I love to see them weep as they walk the plank

Clueless Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat

Mad Monty: I love to hang them high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air, while their faces turn blue

Then all three of them turned to see Samuel looking at them suspiciously and immediately acted normal and grinned normal as well.

Clueless Morgan, Mad Monty and Polly: Just joking!

It's a good life on boat

Then Samuel walked off and continued to walk amongst the crew as they continued to sing.

Crew: There are distant lands

With burning sands

That call across the ocean

Then the miniature rat tourists came out onto the deck and began to sing about their cruise.

Rat Tourists: There are bingo games every fun-filled day

And margaritas at the midnight buffet

Margaritas at the midnight buffet

All: Hey-ho!

We'll go anywhere, the wind is blowing

Figureheads: Should have took a train!

All: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main!

Jim couldn't help but grin in emotion and smell the salty ocean air as they sailed across it. He looked down at Kermit, who grinned up at him. He grinned back and turned back to the ocean, thinking about his father Leland Hawkins.

Jim: The salty breezes whisper, "who knows what lies ahead?"

I just know I was born to lead the life my father lead

Silver grinned at him as he understood what he was feeling, being out in the ocean and heading to who knew where.

Silver: The stars will be our compass, wherever we may roam

And our mates will always be

Just like a family

And though we may pull into port, the sea is always home

"Alright, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a beautiful voice," Fozzie said, once again speaking to his finger as he walked around the deck. He put his finger to his ear and then grinned as he said to it. "Thank you."

Crew: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

Over the horizon and to the great unknown

Samuel stood behind Kermit and stood proudly, admiring the ship and the good weather.

All: Hey-ho!

We'll go anywhere, the wind is blowing

Bold and brave and free!

Sailing for adventure

Rizzo: It's so nauseating!

All: Sailing for adventure

Gonzo: So exhilarating!

All: Sailing for adventure

Rat Tourists: We were celebrating!

All: On the deep blue sea!

Then Samuel blew the whistle and everyone stood on the deck, standing ready and paying attention. Fozzie, Jim, Gonzo, Rizzo, Bunsen and Beaker stood behind Samuel and Kermit while Sweetums took the helm.

"Load it," Samuel announced and then pulled out a piece of paper and began to call out the crew's names.

"Long John Silver," Samuel called and then Silver replied, "aye-aye, sir!"

"Short Stack Stevens," Samuel called and the pirate replied, "aye!"

"One-Eyed Jack," Samuel called and the pirate replied, "aye!"

"Black-Eyed Pea," Samuel called and the human replied, "yes!"

Kermit looked at each member as Samuel continued to call out their names and could already warn that these crew members were certainly not the best choice of people that they should be sailing with.

"Walleye Pike," Samuel called and the male pirate replied, "aye!"

"Polly Lobster," Samuel called out and Polly replied, "aye, me hearties!"

"Mad Monty," Samuel called out and Mad Monty replied, "aye!"

"Sweetums," Samuel called out and he called out in such a deep and loud voice, it made Samuel and Kermit jump a little in fright, "AYE!!"

"Old Tom," Samuel called out and then an old-looking pirate replied, "aye-aye!"

"Real old Tom," Samuel called and an even older pirate that was mostly covered in bandages and replied, "aye!"

"Dead Tom," Samuel called out and both he and Kermit looked to see that Dead Tom was nothing more than a skeleton and a human was holding him up and said in a fake voice, "aye-aye!"

Kermit and Samuel looked at them strangely and then Samuel continued, "Clueless Morgan?"

"What," Clueless Morgan asked.

"Headless Bill," Samuel called, but there was no reply and he tried again, "Headless Bill."

Once again, there was no reply until he and Kermit looked over to the side and saw that there was actually was a headless skeleton pirate who just waved his arms in the air, freaking Kermit and Samuel out a little bit.

Then Samuel called the next name. "Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien?"

Suddenly, a woman stood out and replied in a deep male voice. "Aye!"

Kermit and Samuel's jaws dropped in full shock. Then Samuel shook it off and read another name. "Angel Marie."

A cheerleader barked in reply and then suddenly changed into a huge completely grown frightened-looking pirate and barked frustratedly before changing back into a cheerleader.

Samuel completed the roll call and then Kermit just nodded his head and turned to Fozzie, Gonzo, Beaker, Bunsen, Samuel, Rizzo and Jim and asked, "gentlemen, can I see you in my cabin?"

With that said, they all followed Kermit to his cabin, already having a feeling at what he was going to speak to them about.

"Who hired this team," Kermit shouts as soon as they all sit down at the meeting table. Samuel sat right behind Kermit as he continued to rant in frustration. "This is arguably the most sleazy bunch of cutthroats, vandals and scandals I've ever seen! Then who hired them?!"

He breathed heavily and then calmed down to allow someone to respond his question. Then Jim, Gonzo, Rizzo, Beaker and Bunsen pointed their fingers at Fozzie, indicating that it was him who hired the crew members. Then Fozzie pointed to his finger.

"Your finger has taken over the crew," Kermit asked while looking at him strangely. Fozzie merely grinned and responded, "no! That's silly!  The man who lives in my finger, has hired the crew Mr. Bimbo."

Then he put his finger to his ear and then said, "yes, he relied heavily on the advice of our excellent cook, Long John Silver."

Kermit sighed and asked in disbelief. "A cook? And a boy who lives in a bear's finger?"

"Exactly," Fozzie said with pride.

Kermit and Samuel moaned and looked down in disbelief for a moment. "I'm starting to concern about this trip," Kermit said to him.

"Me as well," Samuel said in agreement.

Then Kermit turned his attention to Jim and suggested, "Jim, I know Billy Bones gave you the treasure map, but I hope you'll give it to me for safekeeping."

Jim, however, hid the map in his hidden pocket inside his red vest and said, "I'll be careful with it, sir."

Suddenly, a knock was heard at the door. Jim walked over and opened it to reveal Silver outside. Silver entered, pushing a cart with several glasses and a glass bottle filled with brandy.

Silver grinned as he said, "I beg your pardon, gentlemen, but I came with a little surprise for you. It's my best brandy brewed by the brothers from the Buckfast Abbey grape harvest to toast a prosperous journey."

Fozzie, Bunsen and Beaker all grinned and caught their own glasses as Fozzie caught the brandy and began to fill his glass with the alcohol. However, he stopped as Kermit said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I won't allow drinking on this trip."

"Oh, well. Rules are rules," Fozzie said with slight disappointment as he threw the brandy he had poured in his glass out the window behind him.

"Oh, but, sir...it is a tradition for the officers to toast the success of a voyage," Silver pointed out.

Fozzie again nodded in agreement with Silver as he filled his glass once again, but Kermit said a little sterner. "No. We have to lead this questionable crew by example.  There will be no alcohol consumption of any kind."

Fozzie once again threw the brandy outside the window, but suddenly heard someone shout from the window. "STOP!!"

They all looked and watched as three of the miniature rats appeared. Then one of them complained. "You want to get rid of the alcohol," one of them complained, "it's peeling the paint off the shuffleboard court!"

Then the tourists left and Kermit finalized, "this conversation is completed."

"I understand, sir. I'll do my duty and make sure that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard," Silver said as he put the brandy and glasses back on the tray and began to head out of the cabin, "c'mon, Jim.  Don't worry, Captain."

"You can go if you want, Jim," Kermit said.

Jim nodded and left with Silver, unaware he incidentally shut the door, cutting Gonzo and Rizzo off from them before they could go with him.

Later that night, the crew were relaxing on deck as the ship continued to sail. Janice and her band were playing music for the crew and the miniature rat tourists. Jim and Silver were standing at the back of the ship, looking at the starry night heavens and speaking.

"And then, he warned us all to get out," Jim said.

"Oh, Jim, Smollett sails past rules and laws. This is what it means to be a captain," Silver said. He grinned a bit and said, "me, I sail close to the stars."

"Stars," Jim asked.

"North, Jim," Silver responded. Then he pointed to the heavens and said, "find me in the north among these stars."

Jim grinned and pulled out his father's compass, but before he could use, Silver caught it and said jokingly as he held it over the edge of the ship. "Ah, yes. But what if you don't have a compass?"

Jim panicked and pleaded for a second. "Long John, please don't drop it! It was my father's.  That's all I have of him.  Please, wait!"

Silver suddenly looked at him mournfully and handed back his compass and said, "I'm sorry, boy. I was just joking."

"Buster, that was a pretty sour flight what you did so," Jim replied, "and the Chief Yookeroo, well, he's looking for you."

"How old were you if he died, then," Silver asked.

"Seven," Jim responded, as he remembered all the good times he and his siblings had with their parents.

"I was eight if my father had died at sea. First mate, he was," Silver said.

"My father was a first mate as well," Jim said with a grin. Silver grinned back at him and then he pointed to the North Star and explained, "now, Jim, that's Polaris. The Polar Star.  Even in the China Sea, that's north."

"North, then we must head southwest," Jim guessed.

Silver grinned and said, "paint as well as you are, boy."

Then he had a curious face and asked, "now that old Long John's wondering, why should we sail southwest?"

Jim looked at Silver, confused by his question. Then he explained further. "The problem with the crew is that we're sailing in search of buried treasure and someone on board has a map."

Jim said nothing and continued to act confused, he knew he had to keep the map a secret and remained to do so. Silver sighed and simply said, "of course, that's none of my business, Jim. I'm just a ship's cook.  These facts are better suited to Captain Smollett.  He's running this ship, not me."

"C'mon, Long John. You could command this ship," Jim said.

"That I could, boy. Perhaps one day I will," Silver said.

Then Silver chuckled as though they were joking, but Jim followed along and laughed a little as well.

Inside Kermit's cabin, he looked at a picture of himself and hugging a pink pig.

"Oh, Smolly, my love for you is deeper than the deep blue sea."

Then he walked up to the window and looked out to the ocean behind him and then up at the night heavens as the ship continued to sail across the dark waters of the open sea.

As the voyage continued across the ocean, Jim had seemed to be spending more with Silver than with Rizzo and Gonzo, making the two of them feel a bit lonely.

Gonzo and Rizzo were eating their breakfast, as they saw Jim and Silver walk past, speaking.

"Good morning," Gonzo and Rizzo both said, but it seemed they didn't notice them.

"Yes, at least one of us is fine," Rizzo said sarcastically.

"Oh, Rizzo. It's not that bad," Gonzo said, hoping to brighten up the mood.

"Angel Marie said he'd later throw a line out from behind and let me pull along the bottom. I don't know about this crew," Rizzo said, unaware that Polly, Mad Monty and Clueless Morgan had opened the trapdoor that was behind them, "I feel like they're always looking for us and just waiting to strike."

"That's just a picture of your imagination," Gonzo scoffed, using his knowledge of psychology to pass Rizzo's concerns away as nothing.

Suddenly, Clueless Morgan caught them both and before they could shriek, they were dragged inside to the storage room and the door locked shut.

In just a few seconds, Gonzo was tied to a table and Rizzo was roped to a post.

"This is a picture of my imagination," Rizzo asked sarcastically, now believing his fears were right.

Polly smirked at them and then demanded, "now, warn us where the map is or we'll tear you from the extremity!"

"Never! My friend and I will never warn," Gonzo shouts bravely.

"They might be asking really nice questions," Rizzo said hopefully.

"In your dreams," Mad Monty said.

"Do it, Monty. Do it," Polly ordered and with a laugh of anticipation, Mad Monty began using his Reality Gauntlet on Gonzo.

However, because Mad Monty didn't know the combination to the Reality Gauntlet, he couldn't completely control all of Reality. Then using the Gem of Form, he began to change Gonzo into many different objects. It started from an apple, to a dog, to a ballet dancer, to Indiana Jones and then eventually, into a really tall male basketball player.

"Look at this! I'm taller!  This is so cool!  I might even have a future with the NBA," Gonzo said in emotion.

Polly growled and said, "this isn't going to work! He likes it.  Let's torture the rat."

"WHAT?! No!  Oh, dear," Rizzo shouts with fear, as Clueless Morgan catches a metal bar that has been sitting in a heater, it is now glowing red hot.

Clueless Morgan bought it over and held it near Rizzo as he said, "I have a great recipe for the singed rat."

"NoooooOOOO," Rizzo shrieked and suddenly, Samuel came in and gasped at the sight by what the three were doing.

Clueless Morgan immediately covered the hot end of the metal bar with his hoof, as he and the other three looked in shock.

"This does not look safe," Samuel warned.

Suddenly, Clueless Morgan began shrieking as he let go of the hot metal bar. "What," Polly asked.

"I burned my hand! Kiss it or something," Clueless Morgan yelled, causing Samuel, Gonzo and Rizzo to look at him strangely.

Kermit pulled out of his shock and immediately used his swordsmanship to tie Clueless Morgan, Polly and Mad Monty together as he said, "Benjamina Gunn, you find my mother and rally the natives. I promise."

As Jim continued to clean up the deck, he couldn't believe what just happened. His friend and his own brother were tortured and he knew what the three pirates wanted. A dead end.

Kermit nodded and then turned to Samuel, who was watching Clueless Morgan, Mad Monty and Polly and ordered, "Mr. Arrow, lock these three in for the rest of the voyage."

"Yes, sir," Samuel said and began to drag the three to the prison cells below the deck.

"Master Hawkins, may I see you in my cabin, please," Kermit asked Jim.

Jim nodded and immediately began to head to Kermit's cabin. Bunsen returned with a remote device and handed it to Beaker.

"Ready, Mr. Gonzo," Bunsen asked.

"Ready," Gonzo replied.

"Tie off the rope, Beaker," Bunsen said, "we call this the window screen goblet."

He aimed the remote at Gonzo and pressed the button, Gonzo was changed into a cowboy and Bunsen pressed it again multiple times, changing Gonzo into all different facts once again. A game show host, a spaceman, an alien and a duck. Eventually, he was back to his normal self.

"This is so cool," Gonzo said, feeling weary until eventually, he fainted.

Jim sat down at Kermit's desk and noticed the picture of Miss Piggy and asked, "who's the lady pig, sir?"

"Think about it, Jim. Listen, I hope you're willing to give the map now, given what just happened."

"I prefer not to," Jim responded.

Kermit sighed and knowing he had no choice, he now said, "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, Jim, but...as captain, I order you to give me the map."

Now knowing he had no choice, he pulled out the map and gave it to Kermit. He now realized his brother was right. Gonzo and Rizzo were tortured for the map and he didn't let anyone else in danger because of it.

Then Samuel came inside and said, "aye-aye, Captain."

Kermit nodded and then said, "lock up this treasure map. It will be safe in here, sir."

Samuel nodded in agreement and took the map to his room, where there was a safe in his desk. He opened it and placed the map inside, after closing the door, he locked it with his keys. The map was now safe and secure.

Six weeks had passed since the voyage began. Right now, the ship was sailing slowly across the water, since now it was running on fuel and for five days, there hadn't been a single breath of wind. The heat was strong and it was starting to drive the crew mad.

"It's been six weeks since we left England," Jerry, one of the sailors spoke, trying to keep himself cool from the heat.

"Five days since we've had a breeze," Easy Pete said.

Suddenly, all of them began to feel strange. Jerry gets up and starts shaking uncontrollably as he shouts, "oh, dear! I have the madness!  I'VE HAD CABIN FEVER!!"

"I'VE HAD IT AS WELL," Easy Pete suddenly shouts as he joins Jerry in his madness.

Suddenly, the whole crew started doing crazy, weird facts as they also felt the madness of cabin fever. A red-fanged pirate had smoke coming out of his ears and his tattoos tried to cool him down.

Red-Fanged Pirate: I have cabin fever!

It's burning in my brain!

Mudwell started changing into a moose, thanks to cabin fever.

Mudwell: I've had-a cabin fever!

It's driving me insane!

All: We've had cabin fever!

We're flipping our bandanas

Been stuck at sea so long as we have simply gone bananas!

Suddenly, everyone had changed into different colorful costumes, like it was one huge festival. Even Fozzie, Gonzo, Rizzo and Spa'am had caught the cabin fever and the whole crew continued to act all loopy.

Spotted Dick, Lew Zealand and Mr. Bitte: 'We! We!'

We have cabin fever!

We lost what sense we had!

We've had cabin fever!

And we're going mad!

Jacques Roach suddenly had a cowboy hat on and began playing a country guitar, and his band had violins as the rest of the group that was dancing around them, danced to his instructions. One of the crew even started spinning a purple one-toothed pirate around on a wheel, all tied up.

Jacques: Catch your partner by the ears

Lash him to the wheel

'Do-si-do! Step on his toe'

Listen to him squeak

He stepped on someone's toe, making them squeak in pain. The couples continued to dance as Jacques instructed.

Allemande left, allemande right

It's time to sail or sink

Swing your partner over the side

'And drop him in the drink. Hehe!'

The couples did what Jacques said. They literally swung their partners over the side of the boat and dropped them in the water. They truly had gone crazy.

Calico and a wedge-nosed pirate sat together with cups of tea and underneath them, were levers, leading to dynamite.

Calico and Wedge-Nosed Pirate: We have cabin fever

No ifs and or buts

We're disoriented

And demented

And a little nuts

They both pushed the levers down and a bright explosion was seen. Sitting on one of the railings was the auburn-haired pirate, a goat and a dodo, dressed up like it was Octoberfest.

Auburn-Haired Pirate, Dodo and Goat: Oh, my heavens, volkswagen car

Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel

And a wonderful

Human Crew: We were sailing

Sailing

The wind was on our side.

The humans stood in front of a coffin as smoke appeared from it. Suddenly, Really Old Tom burst out, like he was a vampire or something.

Really Old Tom: And then it died

Spa'am and Lucy the elephant stood next to each other, right in front of a singing cactus.

Lucy the Elephant: I've had cabin fever!

I think I lost my grip!

Spa'am: I like to get my hands on, whoever wrote this script?

Suddenly, Angel Marie came along, wearing a dress and a wig and started playing the ukulele and even started singing. Earning strange looks from everyone, but wait, that was what just happened as cabin fever caught you.

Angel Marie: I was floating in the tropic moon

And dreaming of a blue lagoon

Now I'm as crazy as a loon!

Huge lights could be seen from the ship as everyone on deck continued to dance and act crazy.

All: Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard

This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward

We were sailing

Sailing

Heading who knows where?

And now though we're all here, we're not all there!

They continued to dance, act crazy and throw stuff in the air. And with one final pose, they all shrieked, "CABIN FEVER! AHH!!"

Executive Producers DENNIS DESHAZER SHERYL STAMPS LEACH

Senior Producer JIM ROWLEY

Producers JEFF GITTLE LINDA HOUSTON MARTHA DATEMA LIPSCOMB

Director BRUCE DECK

Writer STEPHEN WHITE

Production Designer JESS NELSON

Musical Director BOB SINGLETON

Lyricists/Composers STEPHEN BATES BALTES LORY LAZARUS

Performance Director PENNY WILSON

Educational Specialists MARY ANN DUDKO, Ph.D. MARGIE LARSEN, M.Ed.

Cast: Voice of Barney... BOB WEST Barney's Body Costume... DAVID JOYNER Voice of Baby Bop... JULIE JOHNSON Baby Bop's Body Costume... JEFF AYERS Voice of B.J. ... PATTY WIRTZ B.J.'s Body Costume... JEFF BROOKS

Cast: Shawn... JOHN DAVID BENNETT, II Tosha... HOPE CERVANTES Stella the Storyteller... PHYLLIS CICERO Jason... KURT DYKHUIZEN Kathy... LAUREN KING Juan... MICHAEL KROST

Cast: Carlos... COREY LOPEZ Min... PIA MANALO Kenneth... NATHAN REGAN Julie... SUSANNAH WETZEL Mr. Delivery Man... MARK S. BERNTHAL

Associate Director ERIC NORBERG

Stage Manager TERRIE DAVIS MANNING

Lighting Design BERNER & BRILL LIGHTING DESIGN, INC.

Editor MCKEE SMITH

Audio Director DAVID M. BOOTHE

Art Director ELIZABETH SAGAN VELTEN

Wardrobe Supervisor/Designer LISA O. ALBERTSON

Technical Operations Supervisor RANDY BREEDLOVE

Video Engineer BINK WILLIAMS

Camera Operators LARRY ALLEN MARK ANDERSON TOM COX VAN SMALLEY

Production Audio RONALD G. BALENTINE

Boom Operators JAMES JOHNSON DAVID SMITH

Lighting Director CASEY COOK

Key Grip BUZ CANNON

Lighting Board Operator TODD DAVIS

Grip/Electric JAMES EDWARDS

Construction Supervisor CHARLES BAILEY

Craft Shop Supervisor RAY HENRY

Art/Craft Coordinator AMY ATHERTON

Set Dresser AGGIE DAVIS-BROOKS

Draftsperson CHRISTOPHER MCCRAY

Craft/Prop Artist MARK BROGAN

Props/Special Effects DAVID COBB

Carpenters TY M. BURNS DANNY SMITH

Scenic Painter E. (BILL) SLETTE

Swing Crew CARMELO GOMEZ

Costume Shop Manager GEORGIA FORD WAGENHURST

Costume Technician D.J. SEGLER

Costume Sewing NATALIE SERGI-SAARI SUSIE THENNES

Make-Up Designer JEANIE L. D'IORIO

Hair Stylist DEBRA HERTEL HAEFLING

Costume/Wardrobe Assistants BRIAN N. BLEVINS JANET BUSH RHONDA RICHARDS

Field Producer SANDY JANTZEN

Post Videotape DUDLEY ASAFF

Dialogue Editor DENICE CROWELL

Post Production Audio CRAIG CHASTAIN

Production Office Manager SUE SHINN

Script Supervisor CATHERINE REYNOLDS

Production Coordinators JULIE HUTCHINGS KELLY MAHER

Production Accountant DEBBIE COTTLE

Production Secretary AUSTIN GRAY

Asst. to Performance Director DAVID VOSS

Production Assistants BRADEN MCDONALD TIM THOMASTON JOEL ZOCH

Barney Music Department JILL HANCE CHARLES KING JONATHAN SMITH

For Singleton Productions, Inc. BRADFORD COLEMAN LARRY HARON MIKE PIETZSCH

Educational Research Staff PATSY J. ROBLES GOODWIN, M.Ed. KIMBERLY THORNTON, M.Ed. JOY STARR

Children's Teacher SANDRA GILPIN

Children's Supervisor MARY EVANS

Barney and the Backyard Gang™ and Barney & Friends® were originally developed by Sheryl Leach, Kathy Parker and Dennis DeShazer.

Vocal Performances Enhanced with Help from Singleton Productions, Inc.

"I Love You" • Lyrics by Lee Bernstein (BMI)

Special Thanks to Tom Rennen of Intelligent Light Digital Imaging The Children's Workshop • Plano, TX

Original Barney, Baby Bop and B.J. Costumes by IRENE COREY DESIGN ASSOCIATES

Produced by THE LYONS GROUP AND CONNECTICUT PUBLIC TELEVISION

For Connecticut Public Television Executives in Charge LARRY RIFKIN SHARON BLAIR

Executive in Charge RICHARD C. LEACH

BARNEY & FRIENDS • Everyone is Special Copyright 1996 • Lyons Partnership, L.P.